Welcome friends to Sloth Love.
This here is Slothy, our pet Sloth. He is a two-toed variety and enjoys reading, cooking, maths and Starbucks.
We rescued him from a Costa Rican hill tribe who, we discovered, were forcing him to dance in a silly hat as part of their annual sun festival.
Although we were cursed by the tribe for snatching their festival mascot (i've since lost three fingers), we smuggled him back home to London where he now enjoys the city life.